I have many possibly weird body things! I have a very coarse, clear hair that appears from the center of a tiny mole on my chin. Pfft, and you’re upset about one hair! It’s just your sexiness oozing out… too much in one night and it all started to sneak out through your hair. I have eczema on my feet, and hammer toes I have moles all over, but one particularly large raised one (wart-like?) right beside my “lady-parts” – gonna be a nice surprise for the next male that comes a-callin’
#KEYLORD SCAT SKIN#
my skin looks like a raw plucked chicken, with little tiny bumps all over, and you can pick at these bumps if you really wanted to – it takes great strength for me not to i have hairs that grow on my face too, but they grow coarse like whiskers, so they bug the hell out of me and I have to pluck them the second I can grab them with tweezers i’m so white i’m practically albino and can’t tan, only burn – my eyes are not symmetrical, so my right eye is way more in-set than the left one, to the point that people think I have a lazy eye, and my eyeshadow creases only on one side The question is, what is not weird about my body… well you asked, so: Please tell me something weird about your body so I feel less fucked up in comparison.Īsking an OCD person what’s weird about their body is sort of cruel. The bad news is that I freaked out and plucked it before documenting it in a picture but the good news is that according to these message boards these white alien hairs frequently come back out of nowhere so if it happens again I’ll totally take a picture of it.Īnyway, this post is just to say that if you got here looking for “HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE A THREE INCH WHITE HAIR ON MY FOREHEAD?” you are not alone and you might be turning into a unicorn. So it was probably just a very limp unicorn horn. And then I started thinking that horns are made out of the same thing that fingernails and hair are made of and maybe this is just the way I turn into a unicorn. It’s a giant, white hair growing out of the center of my forehead. Which is a really weird coincidence.Īnd, yes, I remember my great grandma having those old-lady chin hairs but this is not that, let me assure you. Specifically, three.) about people who woke up with long white hairs growing out of them and about half are growing out of the middle of their foreheads. So I pull it out with tweezers and I go to look on the internet for “fast-growing white hair” and turns out that there are a lots message boards (lots = more than two. So I started to think that maybe Victor glued it on to my forehead in the middle of the night just to be a dick but I don’t want to ask him about it because THERE IS A THREE INCH HAIR GROWING OUT OF MY FACE AND THAT IS NOT SEXY. It was totally not there yesterday and today it’s there. So, last night I washed my face and checked it carefully and it was normal and then this morning I woke up and found a three inch white hair growing out of the center of my forehead. It’s just me reaching out into the universe so that other people aren’t as alone as I was when I realized I was part unicorn.Įvery night I wash my face and examine it to see if I have any new wrinkles.
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